A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?” A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’.They charged one – and let the other one off. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”.She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. (This was ranked #1): A woman gets on a bus with her baby.We love the Joke of the Day and organizations that use the Joke of the Day as a way to create a humor culture, so here are the top 10 funniest jokes ever told that you can use for your Joke of the Day! 10 Funniest Jokes Ever Told – for the Joke of the Day International researchers examined more than 1,000 jokes (from across the world wide web) and narrowed them down to a list of 50, and then 36,000 people voted. Your everyday Joke of the Day has some competition!
